Male Sing and His Pet Owner: Chapter 15

Li Siyi and Zhan Hang looked at each other from several doors apart.

The screaming queen screamed again: “Ahhh!!! Zhan! Hang!”

Zhan Hang, still in a dazed state: “……..”

Why is it her again??

Thus, within the next minute, everyone present had the fortune to witness the entire magical process of Li Siyi’s dramatic face change. She put on a girlish act, flicked her skirt, and walked quickly toward Zhan Hang with a bright smile: “It really is you?! What are you doing here too? We really are so fated!”

Zhan Hang was so frightened by her tone that his hairs stood on end. He said angrily: “Lu Jiayin?! Zhao Kaile! Where are you! Get out here!”

Lu Jiayin saw her movements and knew things were going to turn bad. She hurriedly pushed Zhao Kaile out: “Quick! Lele! Stop her!” Zhao Kaile suddenly came back to his senses, immediately rushed in front of Li Siyi, spread his arms in panic and blocked her: “Sorry sorry Miss Li, our Brother Hang urgently needs to catch up on sleep right now. If you have any questions, please continue communicating with this manager. Please maintain a normal volume.”

Li Siyi stopped, looked him up and down, her expression still relatively gentle: “Who are you?”

“Oh, I’m Brother Hang’s assistant. Just started not long ago.” Zhao Kaile said politely: “You can negotiate anything with me, and I will relay it all to him. Right now, please do not disturb him.”

Li Siyi pouted slightly, and stomped her high heel lightly on the ground: “Jessica!”

A woman named Jessica who was dressed extremely neutrally came over. Zhao Kaile looked up and was startled, because the other person was half a head taller than him. Jessica said in a cold tone: “Sorry, Mr. Zhan Hang. Our Siyi just wanted to take a photo with you. It won’t take up too much of your time.”

Zhao Kaile thought, oh?? You ask for favors with this kind of attitude. I think you should just take your photo with the marble pillar in the lounge.

Zhan Hang said coldly: “No time. Zhao Kaile, block them for me. If they dare to force their way in, call the police.” He turned to enter the room.

Zhao Kaile was full of energy: “Yes Brother Hang!”

Li Siyi gasped upon hearing this, seemingly completely unable to believe that the other party really wouldn’t give her any face at all. Several assistants, however, had good mentalities. They probably had long heard of Zhan Hang’s personality, and all tried to persuade Li Siyi to go back. There was even a new one who secretly took a photo of her losing her expression management and saved it to laugh at secretly.

The hotel manager who had been ignored for half the day asked carefully: “Miss Li? Do you still need to change rooms?”

Li Siyi screamed: “Change my ass! Get lost!”

The manager nodded repeatedly, and called the cleaning auntie to get lost together.

Zhao Kaile stood there dutifully acting as a door god, and said to the two: “Then please return, both of you.”

The more Li Siyi looked at him, the angrier she got. She raised her hand and delivered a resounding slap.

“Slap!”

The crisp sound stunned everyone present. Jessica was also a bit flustered, and hurriedly pulled Li Siyi back a bit: “Siyi?!”

Li Siyi herself was also stunned. She looked at Zhao Kaile with somewhat lacking confidence, and stammered: “You…… you use someone else’s power to bully people! Just a little assistant?? How dare you order me around!”

Zhao Kaile: “……..”

The corridor was very spacious, not to mention the echo. This slap was so loud that even the voice activated lights lit up in response. Zhan Hang naturally heard it all clearly. He instantly exploded with fur, like an enraged lion, clenched his fist and walked toward Li Siyi with wind under his feet.

Jessica panicked instantly, hurriedly shielded Li Siyi behind her, and warned: “Zhan Hang! You dare!” The several assistants behind had never seen this scene before, and only kept shouting: “Bodyguards! Bodyguards! Come quickly!”

However, Zhan Hang didn’t even look at them. He just fiercely dragged Zhao Kaile away, and did not launch an attack on Li Siyi.

The door slammed shut again. Li Siyi’s legs went soft with fear, and she said trembling: “I…… I thought he was going to beat me.”

Jessica frowned and said: “Siyi, you can’t keep doing this.”

Li Siyi barely recovered her emotions, and complained: “I know! Today is really unlucky!”

Several burly men in black suits rushed over and stood ready for battle, but were dismissed by Jessica’s wave. They looked at each other in puzzlement.

In the room, Zhao Kaile moved the corner of his mouth, only feeling that the right half of his face was burning with pain.

Zhan Hang pulled out a tube of ointment, lowered his head and reached out to apply it for him, saying angrily: “You didn’t know to dodge?”

Zhao Kaile said: “I didn’t react in time.”

“Can’t slap back?” Zhan Hang pressed hard on his face: “I can’t slap for you.”

Zhao Kaile yelled in pain. Zhan Hang was not as angry as before, and said coldly: “Today she dares to hit my assistant, tomorrow she dares to ride on my head.”

“I’m fine, Brother Hang.” Zhao Kaile reached out to take the ointment from his hand: “I’ll apply it myself. Are you still going to sleep?”

Zhan Hang said: “Sleep my ass! Can I still sleep?!”

Zhao Kaile looked at him timidly: “Sorry, I affected your sleep.”

Zhan Hang was practically out of temper: “What does this have to do with you??”

The two looked at each other for a moment. Zhan Hang said: “Are you the Princess and the Pea? How did it swell up so much?”

Zhao Kaile went to the bathroom puzzled to look at his face in the mirror. The wave of pain hit him belatedly, and his nose instantly went sour.

Zhan Hang saw he hadn’t moved for a long time, entered the bathroom to check, and saw Zhao Kaile crouched in the corner, wiping tears in sadness.

“………” He found it extremely unbelievable: “What are you crying for? It’s just getting slapped by a woman.”

Zhao Kaile cried loudly: “In all my life, Zhao Kaiming has never hit me like this. What right does she have!!”

Zhan Hang had no solution, and speechlessly helped him close the door: “Then you calm down by yourself.”

Zhao Kaile cried and said: “Thank you.”

Zhan Hang thought about it, and threw another pack of tissues inside. Zhao Kaile cried even harder.

Lu Jiayin waited outside until she was numb, sent crazy messages to both of them with no response from either, and had to brace herself to knock on Zhan Hang’s door. Zhan Hang looked through the peephole, and opened the door.

The moment the door opened, Lu Jiayin heard Zhao Kaile’s wailing cries. She laughed dryly: “After all, he’s still a little kid. He must feel his self esteem is hurt. Brother Hang, please bear with him.”

Zhan Hang raised an eyebrow: “Otherwise? Should I add another slap on the left side?”

Lu Jiayin said: “Oh Brother Hang, don’t say angry words.”

She had originally thought that Li Siyi was misogynistic but not misandrist, and that Zhao Kaile as a male assistant going up to block her should be very safe. She hadn’t expected him to directly get a slap back, and instantly felt extremely guilty.

“The ceremony is about to start. I’ll accompany you.” Lu Jiayin entered the room, pointed at the bathroom and said softly: “Give him two hours off.”

Zhan Hang said displeasedly: “Why are you spoiling him so much?? He’s here to work for me, not to be a young master.”

Lu Jiayin said obediently: “Okay then.”

Zhan Hang: “……..”

By the time Zhao Kaile finished venting, the people outside had already left and the rooms were empty. Lu Jiayin sent him a text message saying Zhan Hang had given him the afternoon off, and he could relax and rest.

However, Zhao Kaile had no heart for leisure. He opened WeChat to complain to Li Wenyao. Just as he sent a “are you there,” Li Wenyao directly called him. Zhao Kaile answered.

The other party opened with an excited sentence: “Le, I heard you beat up a male celebrity. Is it true??”

Zhao Kaile: “……..Huh?”

Li Wenyao said: “I saw it on my cousin’s social media. Real or fake?”

Zhao Kaile was a bit dazed: “I beat up a male celebrity? How would I dare? Which male celebrity?”

“That one who’s a bit old.” Li Wenyao racked his brains: “The one who…… played the old policeman who sacrificed himself in Local Police Officer, what’s his name…… Yu something.”

Zhao Kaile laughed and cried at the same time: “I didn’t beat him! At the time he was drunk and wanted to attack Brother Hang. I had no choice but to throw a bag at him.”

Li Wenyao clicked his tongue and shook his head: “Impressive, my brother is really impressive. How have you been lately, pretty busy? Is Zhan Hang abusing you?”

Zhao Kaile: “No.”

Li Wenyao: “Why do I hear a bit of a nasal tone in your voice? Did you catch a cold?”

“No.” Zhao Kaile hmmmed for a while, then said: “Brother Hang won’t lay hands on me.”

Li Wenyao clearly didn’t quite believe it: “Then you cried? Damn I knew it. My sister said his temper is terrible. Le, you wouldn’t be threatened and too afraid to speak out, right? We don’t play the swallowing anger and holding breath game! If he dares to lay hands on you, you take photos for evidence and expose him!”

Zhao Kaile hurriedly said: “No no!! A female celebrity slapped me!”

Li Wenyao immediately thought in the wrong direction: “A female celebrity slapped you? Is she pretty? Why did she slap you? Did you accidentally touch somewhere you shouldn’t have.”

“……..” Zhao Kaile said angrily: “What!”

Li Wenyao laughed: “Just joking. Who hit you? Does she have a big backstage?”

Zhao Kaile said: “I think her name is Li Siyi. I don’t know her……. She is quite pretty, but her temper is too terrible.”

“Oh……. then I know her.” Li Wenyao said: “Don’t be sad, Le. I’ll have my sister deal with her and help you get revenge.”

Zhao Kaile said sadly: “No need. Once you enter society, you have to accept this dark side, right? I will slowly get used to it.”

Li Wenyao knew him too well, and deliberately said angrily: “In all your life, your brother has never hit you! How can you swallow this anger!”

Zhao Kaile couldn’t help laughing: “Get lost……. What have you been busy with lately.”

“Started working.” Li Wenyao said: “I’m sitting in the office right now chatting with you while loafing, no one is watching me.”

Zhao Kaile let out another envious sigh: “So nice.”

“Not nice, boring to death.” Li Wenyao yawned: “I still envy you. You can watch actors filming. Can I come find you to hang out another day?”

Zhao Kaile said: “I have to ask Brother Hang….. but your backstage is Sister Li, so it should be fine.”

The two chatted on and on for a while before hanging up.

Zhao Kaile touched his face, feeling it didn’t hurt as much as before. His mood was much better after chatting, so he got up, put on his backpack, and sent a message to Lu Jiayin asking for the filming location’s coordinates.

Author’s note:
This Lele is really a wimp