Male Sing and His Pet Owner: Chapter 61

Zhao Kaiming said angrily from the other side: “I can hear everything completely clearly!”

The sobered Zhao Kaile struggled to push Zhan Hang away a bit, snatched the phone to hang up, and retreated a few steps defensively. So for a moment, the phone screen and Zhan Hang’s clothes were covered with water stains and foam everywhere.

Zhao Kaile said cautiously: “Hang ge, are you drunk?”

“I’m not.” Zhan Hang couldn’t bear this kind of doubt, saying with a bit of irritation: “Do I look drunk to you?”

Zhao Kaile had an expression of disbelief, thinking to himself do you want to look in a mirror at how you look right now, does this look sober to you??

“……..Then what do you want to do.”

Zhan Hang had an arrogant expression, saying haughtily: “What’s wrong with a hug? What kind of attitude is that? I’m your boss, Zhao Kaile.”

Zhao Kaile ground his teeth expressionlessly, thinking to himself that he’s still saying he’s not drunk at this point. If he had known his alcohol tolerance was this bad, he would have poured cola into his cup.

Zhan Hang tapped him with his index finger, striving to maintain clear speech, using a commanding tone: “Come here.”

Zhao Kaile laughed hehe, half coaxing and half persuading: “Hang ge, I’m washing dishes. Look, you’ve gotten yourself dirty.”

“Who cares about that.” Zhan Hang was already a bit impatient: “Come here.”

Zhao Kaile felt he was completely being unreasonable now, so he could only take off his gloves and say helplessly: “Forget it… I’ll help you to bed first.”

Zhan Hang: “What kind of sleep in broad daylight?”

Zhao Kaile: “It’s nighttime now!”

Zhan Hang made a sound, unmoved.

Zhao Kaile went over, and as soon as he reached out, was grabbed by him again, unable to break free.

Zhan Hang frowned at him, his speech slurred, stubborn like a child: “Why won’t you?”

“Because I have work to do.” Zhao Kaile said patiently: “If you hug me, then I can’t finish my work.”

“Why do you always run around everywhere?” Zhan Hang completely couldn’t listen, as if making an accusation, speaking with apparent conviction as he criticized: “Also, you’ve been liking to slack off more and more lately. I can’t find you, and have to call several times before you come. Is this how you work as an assistant?”

Zhao Kaile recalled and felt he was completely exaggerating, but he couldn’t argue with a drunk person, so he could only say perfunctorily: “It won’t happen next time, I’ll definitely come at your call.”

Zhan Hang made a sound of agreement, leaned over and continued the brief hug from just now.

Zhao Kaile’s face was pressed against his shoulder, a bit hot.

Occasionally, the sounds of fireworks launching and exploding rang out from outside. Most of the time it was very quiet. Inside, only the two people’s intermingled breathing remained.

Zhao Kaile: “Hang ge?”

Zhan Hang was silent, as if in meditation, not speaking for a long time.

“Go to sleep?” Zhao Kaile asked tentatively in a soft voice.

“No.” Zhan Hang answered very decisively.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Kaile was a bit confused. He truly couldn’t understand why Zhan Hang was so attached to a hug. It couldn’t be because it was too cold and hugging was warmer, right?

He thought about it and asked: “Hang ge, what is one plus one?”

“Are you stupid?” Zhan Hang lightly patted the back of his head: “Shut up.”

Zhao Kaile: “……..”

Then what does he want! They can’t stand here all night!

Zhan Hang suddenly said: “Do you really want to resign?”

A question mark popped up above Zhao Kaile’s head.

Zhan Hang pressed the question mark back down: “Have I mistreated you? Why are you always thinking about resigning?”

“I haven’t.” Zhao Kaile inexplicably took the blame for a big pot: “When did I want to resign?”

Zhan Hang said righteously: “Then why are you in such a hurry to pay back the money? Hmm? Isn’t it just wanting to settle everything once and for all, pat your butt and leave? Ah, you must be thinking in your heart, great, finally don’t have to serve this bad tempered and difficult boss anymore.”

Zhao Kaile said in collapse: “Huh?? If you owed someone over a million, wouldn’t you be anxious?”

Zhan Hang: “Why would I owe someone over a million?”

Zhao Kaile was about to go crazy, thinking to himself that if they keep going around in circles like this it will really never end. Do I have a problem, standing here tangling with a drunk person?

He said painfully: “…….Stop stop stop stop, okay, okay, I didn’t say I want to resign. I won’t leave even if you drive me away, okay? Now go to sleep, Hang ge, it’s already very late. If there’s anything, we’ll talk tomorrow.”

Zhan Hang was finally willing to let go, retreating slightly, lowering his head to look into his eyes, saying with a bit of drunkenness: “You swear.”

Zhao Kaile extended four fingers, saying with a sincere face: “I swear four.”

Zhan Hang bent back one of his extra fingers, frowning: “I told you, I’m not drunk. Trying to fool me?”

“I swear.” Zhao Kaile rattled off a string of oaths about being struck by lightning from heaven and not dying a good death, saying: “Done swearing, let’s go.”

Only then was Zhan Hang satisfied, letting him go, and letting him half support him to the bedroom.

However, Zhan Hang’s muscular build was truly not light. Zhao Kaile huffed and puffed dragging him to the bedside, his forehead almost sweating.

Zhan Hang lay on the bed, eyes half open half closed looking at him, not saying a word, not knowing what he was thinking. Zhao Kaile knelt by the bedside taking off his clothes and shoes, and when taking off his pants, was grabbed by Zhan Hang again.

Zhao Kaile asked patiently: “What’s wrong boss? What other problem is there?”

Zhan Hang said: “Can’t take them off now.”

Zhao Kaile was full of confusion: “Why?”

“Mm……..” Zhan Hang turned over on his own, falling silent.

Zhao Kaile had to let him be, shook out the blanket, tucked him in, and prepared to leave.

Zhan Hang said: “Don’t go.”

Zhao Kaile stopped and looked at him, his face calm. Now he wouldn’t be surprised by any strange request Zhan Hang made.

Zhan Hang: “Read a novel.”

Zhao Kaile cracked: “Okay…….”

The corner of his mouth twitched. He bent down to get Zhan Hang’s phone, beginning the great task of coaxing him to sleep: “The one in your latest bookmark? Chapter 157 of ‘Great Path’?”

“Mm.” Zhan Hang said: “This one then.”

“The fire sword churned the seas within the realm map, its blade faintly flickering with golden light, floating out with a boom. Four glittering golden characters were carved on the sword body: Heavenly Profound Lihuo! So this was actually forged by a martial arts master before leaving the mountain a hundred years ago, killing gods upon meeting gods, killing buddhas upon meeting buddhas, no one in the martial arts world dared disobey……..” Zhao Kaile stammered as he read for a while, gradually getting into the flow, himself also getting a bit engrossed.

After reading for about ten minutes, Zhao Kaile was already a bit thirsty from reading. He slowly muttered, going around to look at Zhan Hang, and discovered his eyes were closed, his breathing even, seemingly asleep.

Zhao Kaile lowered his voice and read two more sentences, then closed his mouth, standing there looking at Zhan Hang for a while, pondering what had just happened in his heart.

It wasn’t strange for guys to hug and cuddle, but hugging for that long was a bit unusual. Slow as Zhao Kaile was, by now he finally felt all of Zhan Hang’s actions had become suspicious.

The room was very quiet. Zhan Hang’s eyes were tightly closed, his brows slightly furrowed, as if even in sleep he couldn’t forget all the unpleasantness of the real world. His lips were thin, his nose bridge straight, a very proper appearance. Even in the disheveled and dejected state of drunkenness, he was still handsome.

Zhao Kaile pondered a bit entranced, squatting down to look at him, thinking what’s wrong what’s wrong what exactly is wrong?

What is Hang ge thinking in his head?

Why does he always feel like I will definitely leave?

Even if I resign, it’s not a big deal, just find another obedient assistant, right?

Countless chaotic thoughts tangled his brain into a mess. Zhao Kaile showed a pained expression, shaking his head forcefully.

Zhan Hang was half asleep and half awake. Between his breaths he could still smell Zhao Kaile’s familiar scent. They had lived together for a long time, using the same body wash, the same shampoo. Even at events when he sprayed perfume, he would ignore Zhao Kaile’s protests and give him a bit too, causing their scents to be very similar.

He’s still here.

This thought surfaced in Zhan Hang’s mind. His eyelashes trembled slightly, and he suddenly opened his eyes, directly meeting Zhao Kaile’s uneasy gaze.

Zhao Kaile: “……..”

He reacted, awkwardly getting up: “I I’ll first……”

Before the word “go” could come out, Zhan Hang’s heart beat wildly, his hand moving faster than his brain, grabbing his wrist, then pulling him down in one smooth motion

Zhao Kaile was caught off guard, forced to half kneel by the bedside. Then the back of his head was also held down, and his lips suddenly had an extremely special warm sensation.

Zhan Hang’s hand supporting him was still trembling a bit. For a moment he didn’t know whether he was in a dream or reality. Having kissed him so recklessly this once, he hadn’t even thought of a way out yet, completely not knowing how to end this.

What is happening!!!!

Zhao Kaile’s eyes widened, finally reacting, his face instantly flushed red. He pushed Zhan Hang away, himself falling to sit on the floor, panting heavily a few times, still in disbelief.

Zhan Hang was almost frozen, one hand curling into a fist, slowly pressing against his forehead, unable to make any expression.

Zhao Kaile’s mind was a mess, finally remembering something, and said in panic: “Hang, Hang ge, you’re drunk!”

Zhan Hang still had no movement, not even giving him a glance. Zhao Kaile got up in a fluster: “You sleep quickly, I, I still have to wash dishes…….”

He also completely didn’t dare stay to hear Zhan Hang’s explanation, leaving his room with blank thoughts. He felt that if he stayed in the same space with Zhan Hang any longer, the situation would become even more terrifying and completely uncontrollable!

After washing the dishes in a distracted state, Zhao Kaile sat blankly in the main hall for a long while, his shocked mood still not calming.

He felt around in his pocket with one hand, taking out his phone to send a message to Li Wenyao: Brother Yao, what are you doing.

Li Wenyao: Video calling with your sister in law, what else?

Li Wenyao: Spit it out if you have something to say.

Zhao Kaile: What do you think… that is, when someone is drunk, do the things they say and do count?

Li Wenyao: That’s hard to say. Depends on how drunk they are. If they’re blacked out, definitely none of it counts. Isn’t that taking advantage of someone?

Zhao Kaile: Mm……

Li Wenyao: Who got drunk? You went drinking again?

Zhao Kaile: No no no, I was just asking randomly.

Hang ge was so drunk he was talking nonsense, definitely blacked out.

Mm.

Zhao Kaile frowned and nodded, chatting with Li Wenyao about this and that, silently convincing himself in his heart.